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31. 12. 2010

Manžel jemně štípne svoji polovičku do zadečku a říká: 

"Kdybychom si toto nechali zpevnit, nepotřebovali bychom elastické punčošky."

Potom ji štípne do prsů a říká: "Kdybychom si toto nechali zpevnit, nepotřebovali bychom podprsenku."

Na to ho žena štípne mezi nohy a říká:

"Kdybychom si toto nechali zpevnit, nepotřebovali bychom zahradníka, instalatéra, pošťáka ani tvého bratra, miláčku."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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